The Joy of Tech has made some humorous New Year's Resolutions for today's top tech companies.
"I resolve to savor every moment of watching Facebook and Google try to strangle each other. And also to keep our iPhone 5 prototype out of the greasy hands of slime-buckets."
"We're resolved to beg and grovel, even more, at the feet of Steve Jobs, in order to keep our iPhone exclusivity! Please Steve, no iPhone on Verizon! Please!"
"I resolve to continue to follow my Three Laws of Android Robotics...
#1. Copy Apple.
#2. Do not grievously harm Apple, in order to preserve our idea generator
#3. Goto #1"
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